Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Randomize
