get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
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