i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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