It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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