You're completely useless in the revolution.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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