People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
fuck your aforementioned shoe
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
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Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
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It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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