as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
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RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Is it penis luge time yet?
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
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my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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