The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Can I color on your dick again?
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
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