hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
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he has the hands of the vagina gods.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
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Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail