This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.