How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
I know her cup size but not her name....
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