every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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