Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
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