stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
I have tasted many bathrooms
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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