Is it normal to miss your booty call?
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
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