You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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