the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Randomize
