I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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