I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
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