She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
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