giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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