So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
This is my life. Enjoy the view
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
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