11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
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