After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
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1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
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I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
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