So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
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yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
why does every cop we meet know your name?
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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