Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
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She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
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Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
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Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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