okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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