It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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