New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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