i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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