yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
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