yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
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And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
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So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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