my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
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Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
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I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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