escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
I'm like, not good at living.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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