i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
tell me about the fingering
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