Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
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I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
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His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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