porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
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I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
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I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
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