I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
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There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
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Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Randomize