I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
There are leaves in my underwear?
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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