You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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