She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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