member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
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He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
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You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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