six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
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