My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
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All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
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An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
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