was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
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Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
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I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I need to align my fucking chakras
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