I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
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Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
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Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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