Kareoke will never be a sober sport
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
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Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
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People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
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