just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
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ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
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I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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