Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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