I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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