I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
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She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
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he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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