Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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