I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
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i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
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Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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