Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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