i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
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