Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
she was so not down for the gang bang
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Randomize
