I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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