Champagne is a vitamin, right?
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Congratulations! We have a period
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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